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Greatest pickup line? Or GREATEST pickup line?

You:

Hey baby, can I buy you a drink?

Her:

Sorry, I have a boyfriend.

You:

Really? I have a goldfish.

Her:

What?

You:

Oh sorry, I thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter.

Posted on January 24, 2010 via Paint me a palace. with 5,468 notes
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